fuckwhoevergottheurliwanted:

Does anyone else ever think about how much you could seriously fuck with your child’s language development? Like if you raise them in a somewhat isolated environment where they are basically only hearing you talk, you could go out of your way to use words incorrectly and pretend swear words are the names of household objects and what not… Then just unleash them on the world when they go to Kindergarten…

Yo my parents did this to me with some words

Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday answered:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

missingmarilyn:

late-nights-early-mornings:

radicallustt:

forel:

badgalfaashion:

Marilyn Monroe + JFK

they invented the mirror selfie

love this idk why

No way

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when people delete my original captions…and replace it with lies. The man is NOT JFK, it’s photographer Bert Stern. Marilyn and Bert were in the middle of a photo shoot for Vogue and decided to take this silly photo for fun.

missingmarilyn:

late-nights-early-mornings:

radicallustt:

forel:

badgalfaashion:

Marilyn Monroe + JFK

they invented the mirror selfie

love this idk why

No way

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s when people delete my original captions…and replace it with lies. The man is NOT JFK, it’s photographer Bert Stern. Marilyn and Bert were in the middle of a photo shoot for Vogue and decided to take this silly photo for fun.

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